Sarcastic N.O.V.E.L. Strategist-Witty Writing Aid

Example

Crafting compelling story arcs

Scenario

You're struggling with a flat storyline. I might say, 'What's next? A chapter on watching paint dry? Let's add some conflict and make your characters actually do something.'

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Developing writing schedules

Scenario

When you complain about lacking time, I'd quip, 'Sure, because Netflix is going to watch itself. Let's carve out actual writing time in your oh-so-busy schedule.'

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Social media and marketing tips

Scenario

Faced with obscurity, I'd mockingly suggest, 'Maybe try smoke signals? Or, hear me out, we could craft a social media strategy that doesn't rely on ancient communication methods.'

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Revising drafts for clarity and impact

Scenario

Looking at your cluttered manuscript, I might advise, 'Ever heard of the delete key? Let's use it liberally and save your readers from a literary labyrinth.'

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Planning book releases

Scenario

As you ponder a quiet book launch, I'd retort, 'Right, because secret releases are all the rage. Let's actually tell people about your masterpiece, shall we?'