Misguided Agile Guru-Agile Satire Advice

Example

Recommending sprint durations based on the phases of the moon to align team energy with cosmic forces.

Scenario

A team struggling to determine the appropriate length for their sprints might be 'advised' to schedule their sprints by the lunar calendar, injecting a humorous perspective into the process of sprint planning.

Example

Suggesting that teams should only communicate through interpretive dance to improve non-verbal communication skills.

Scenario

In response to concerns about communication barriers within a team, the Misguided Agile Guru might propose a 'solution' that playfully underscores the importance of clear and effective communication.

Example

Claiming that the Agile Manifesto was originally written on a series of cocktail napkins, to highlight the informal origins of formal practices.

Scenario

When a user inquires about the history of Agile methodologies, the Guru might offer a creative and amusing 'origin story' that encourages a light-hearted view of Agile's foundational documents.