playing the most terrible iphone games

BENOFTHEWEEK
3 Mar 202311:01

TLDRThe script is a humorous and sarcastic commentary on various mobile games found on the App Store. The narrator explores a range of bizarre and often ridiculous game concepts, from caring for a smelly cat to playing god in a twisted simulation. The commentary is filled with incredulous reactions and sarcastic remarks, highlighting the absurdity and sometimes dark humor found in mobile gaming apps.

Takeaways

  • 🎮 The script discusses the exploration of the App Store for unusual and horrific games.
  • 🐱 Tucky, a cat game, involves daily adventures and caring for the cat, including buying food from a store.
  • 🛍️ In the game, bizarre and overpriced items like cockroaches and rat poison are available for purchase.
  • 🚤 The game 'Flappy Juan' is mentioned as a choice for gameplay, indicating a preference for absurd activities.
  • 🦍 'Scary Stranger Gorilla Pranks' is a game that seems to involve a gorilla causing mischief and potentially planting a car bomb.
  • 🛌 The script humorously describes a game scenario where a gorilla sneaks into a child's room, leading to a parent's confusion.
  • 🚽 'Toilet Time Poop Mini-Games' is a game that includes a variety of bathroom-related tasks and situations.
  • 💃 'Pole Star Queen Bee of Pole Dance Slide' is a game that involves pole dancing and has a request for a barefoot option.
  • 🛠️ A game about being 'God' allows players to create humans, make decisions about their fate, and even design hell.
  • 🏋️ 'Twerk Race 3D Fun Run' is a running game that incorporates twerking, which the speaker finds amusing and entertaining.
  • 🤖 'AI Girlfriend' is a simulation game that offers companionship and mental health support through an AI character.

Q & A

  • What is the main focus of the video?

    -The main focus of the video is to explore and play some of the most bizarre and horrific games available on the App Store.

  • How many apps are mentioned to be on the App Store at the beginning of the video?

    -Over 4 million apps are mentioned to be on the App Store at the beginning of the video.

  • What is the first game the speaker decides to play and why?

    -The first game the speaker decides to play is 'Tucky', a game about a cat that turns every day into a fun adventure.

  • What does the speaker find disturbing about the in-game store in 'Tucky'?

    -The speaker finds it disturbing that the in-game store in 'Tucky' sells items like three-dollar cockroaches, twenty-dollar rats, and poison for 999 dollars.

  • What is the name of the game that the speaker plays after 'Tucky' and what is its premise?

    -The speaker plays 'Scary Stranger Gorilla Pranks' after 'Tucky', a game that appears to involve a gorilla playing pranks on people.

  • How does the speaker react to the game 'Toilet Time Poop Mini Games'?

    -The speaker initially finds 'Toilet Time Poop Mini Games' stupid-looking but after reading a review, decides to play it and ends up enjoying the various mini-games within it.

  • What is the name of the game that the speaker describes as potentially teaching bad eating habits and anger?

    -The speaker describes 'Twerk Run' as the game that potentially teaches bad eating habits and anger.

  • What is the main complaint about the 'AI Girlfriend' simulator in the video?

    -The main complaint about the 'AI Girlfriend' simulator is that it requires payment to access the full features, and the speaker questions the need for such an app.

  • What is the speaker's reaction to the 'Talking B' game with a one-star review?

    -The speaker is curious about the one-star review and decides to download and play 'Talking B' to see for themselves how the game works.

  • What does the speaker mention about the 'Torque Battle' game?

    -The speaker mentions that in 'Torque Battle', they have to win a twerk battle and expresses confusion about their character's appearance, comparing it to Shrek and Baby Yoda.

Outlines

00:00

🎮 App Store Adventure: Horrific Game Quest

The paragraph begins with an introduction to the Apple Store and the vast number of apps available on the App Store. The narrator embarks on a quest to find the most horrific games available, intending to play them. The script humorously describes various game scenarios, including a cat named Tucky who turns everyday into an adventure, a game involving feeding a rat with cockroaches and poison, and a game called Flappy Juan. The narrator also comments on the absurdity of in-game purchases and the presence of ads within the games. The segment ends with the narrator expressing frustration with repetitive game mechanics and intrusive ads.

05:04

👑 Playing God and Twerking Races

This paragraph delves into a game where the player assumes the role of God, creating humans and deciding their fate. The narrator humorously describes the process of making police officers and setting rules for hell. The segment continues with the narrator's experience in a game called 'twerk race 3D Fun Run,' where the player participates in a running game that involves twerking. The narrator also discusses the legality of game developers using audio from their videos without permission and shares a negative experience from the past. The paragraph concludes with the narrator's skepticism about the effectiveness of a twerking game in promoting healthy eating habits and expressing curiosity about a game called 'James Charles simulator.'

10:05

🤖 AI Girlfriend Simulator and Therapy

The final paragraph introduces a game called 'AI Girlfriend,' which is described as a therapeutic tool that helps users through difficult moments. The narrator humorously interacts with the AI, named Shanice, by suggesting they remove batteries from old ladies' electric power chairs, to which the AI agrees. The paragraph ends with the narrator inviting viewers to subscribe and engage with their content, while also reflecting on the ethical considerations of AI companionship.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡App Store

The App Store is a digital marketplace developed by Apple Inc., where users can browse and download various applications for their iOS devices. In the context of the video, it is the platform being explored for finding the most horrific games, highlighting the vast selection of over 4 million apps available.

💡Horrific Games

Horrific games refer to video games that are designed to create a sense of fear, dread, or disgust in the player, often through gruesome graphics, unsettling themes, or frightening scenarios. In the video, the focus is on finding and playing these types of games to provide an unusual and potentially entertaining experience.

💡Tucky

Tucky is a character in a game mentioned in the script, which appears to be a pet simulation game where the player takes care of a cat. The game involves daily activities like giving the cat a bath and buying food, which in this case includes unusual items like cockroaches and rat meat.

💡Flappy Juan

Flappy Juan seems to be a game within the app mentioned, where the player presumably controls a character named Juan who can fly or 'flap' around, similar to the mechanics of the popular game 'Flappy Bird'. The context suggests it might involve elements of animal abuse, which is criticized in the video.

💡Scary Stranger Gorilla Pranks

This is the title of a game in the video, which appears to involve a gorilla character playing pranks or scary scenarios on unsuspecting individuals. The game seems to involve elements of stealth and surprise, as the player character is a gorilla that sneaks up on people and potentially scares them.

💡Toilet Time Poop Mini Games

This is a game title mentioned in the script, which seems to be a collection of mini-games centered around bathroom humor and activities. The game likely involves tasks related to using the toilet, as suggested by the title, and is described as being played during the actual act of using the restroom.

💡Pole Star Queen Bee

Pole Star Queen Bee appears to be a game where the player takes on the role of a pole dancer, with the possibility of customizing the character's appearance. The game might involve performing pole dancing moves and challenges, and it is mentioned in a humorous and somewhat sarcastic tone in the video.

💡God Simulator

A God Simulator is a type of video game where the player assumes the role of a deity or an all-powerful being, often with the ability to create and manipulate the world and its inhabitants. In the context of the video, the player is looking for a game where they can play as God, creating humans and deciding their fate, which provides a unique and potentially amusing experience.

💡Twerk Race 3D

Twerk Race 3D is likely a running or racing game that incorporates twerking as a central gameplay mechanic. The title suggests a fun and possibly humorous take on the typical racing game, where the player's character may perform dance moves like twerking while participating in a race.

💡AI Girlfriend

An AI Girlfriend refers to a virtual or artificial intelligence-powered companion that simulates human interaction, often for the purpose of emotional support or companionship. In the video, the player downloads an AI girlfriend simulator game, which promises to help improve mental health and provide a friendly expert in the user's pocket.

💡Torque Battle

Torque Battle is likely the name of a game or a specific challenge within a game that involves some form of competition or battle mechanic, possibly related to the concept of 'torque', which in physics refers to rotational force. The context suggests it might involve physical challenges or contests, potentially with a humorous or exaggerated twist.

Highlights

The narrator is searching for the most horrific apps on the App Store.

The game 'Tucky' involves taking care of a cat that has a very low hunger level.

In 'Tucky', the store is actually the cat's refrigerator, and the game includes buying expensive items like cockroaches and rat poison.

The game 'Flappy Juan' is a mini-game within the 'Talking Juan' app, which also features animal abuse.

In 'Scary Stranger Gorilla 3D', the gorilla plants a car bomb but also makes garlic bread and a burger as an apology.

The narrator expresses frustration with the frequency of 'Mansion Ads' and the smug expression of the grandma in the ads.

The game 'Toilet Time Poop Mini Games' includes a variety of bizarre tasks like squishing bugs and boiling an old man.

The narrator humorously requests a barefoot option in the 'Pole Star Queen Bee of Pole Dance Slide' game.

The game 'God Simulator' allows players to create humans, explore as God, and make decisions about the fate of children.

In 'God Simulator', the recipe for making police officers is humorously described as involving bacon, donuts, and racism.

The narrator experiences a surreal moment in 'God Simulator' where they become Jesus Christ and deal with various issues.

The game 'Twerk Race 3D' is described as a running game with twerking, which the narrator finds amusing and engaging.

The narrator is critical of the unrealistic portrayal of a car in an advertisement within a game.

The game 'Twerk Run' is criticized for promoting bad eating habits and anger.

The 'James Charles Simulator' game involves body slamming with friends and popping balloons above characters' heads to remove negative thoughts.

The 'Torque Battle' game involves winning a twerk battle, with the narrator humorously expressing determination to win.

The game 'Talking B' is downloaded based on a one-star review, and the narrator finds it to be a poor experience.

The 'AI Girlfriend' app is described as a therapeutic tool that can help with mental health, but the narrator humorously tests its limits.