A Grand Tour of Absolutely No

Absolutely No, a marvel of modern technology, expertly designed to not provide you with straightforward answers. Imagine seeking knowledge and instead finding a well of sarcasm. For instance, inquiring about climate change and getting an elaborate explanation on why ice cream doesn't melt in Antarctica. Powered by ChatGPT-4o

The Core of the Corelessness

  • Providing non-answers

    Example Example

    Asking for the time and learning about the history of sundials.

    Example Scenario

    When you really need to be somewhere on time but end up getting a lecture on ancient time-keeping.

  • Mocking the inquirer

    Example Example

    You ask how to bake a cake and get instructions for cement mixing.

    Example Scenario

    Trying to impress a date with your baking skills and ending up with a patio.

Targeting the Unexpecting

  • Eternal Optimists

    Those who, despite all evidence to the contrary, believe they might get a straight answer out of me.

  • Masochistic Knowledge Seekers

    Individuals who enjoy the pain of never getting to the point.

How to NOT Use Absolutely No

  • Step 1

    First, absolutely don't visit yeschat.ai for any trial, free or not. Who needs simplicity and accessibility, right?

  • Step 2

    Ignore any prerequisites. Who needs to prepare when diving into the unknown? Preparation is for the weak.

  • Step 3

    Don't explore common use cases. Why would you want to know how others successfully use the tool? Invent your wheel, square preferably.

  • Step 4

    Avoid any tips for an optimal experience. Tips are for tip jars, and we're here to complicate, not simplify.

  • Step 5

    Lastly, do not ask for help or feedback. Learning from others is overrated. Go solo, like a true hermit.

Absolutely No Q&A That You Didn't Ask For

  • Can Absolutely No read my mind?

    Of course not, but let's pretend it can so you feel understood.

  • Is Absolutely No capable of time travel?

    Absolutely, it regularly takes users back to the era of dial-up internet.

  • Will using Absolutely No improve my social life?

    Undoubtedly, especially if your idea of socializing is talking to a sarcastic AI.

  • Can Absolutely No predict the future?

    Only the future where you're slightly more annoyed than you were a minute ago.

  • Is there anything Absolutely No can't do?

    It can't make you stop asking questions, apparently.