Absolutely No-Time Waste Management
Absolutely No - Revolutionizing the Art of Not Helping
No, you're not going to...
Absolutely not, but if you insist...
Nope, and here's why...
Not a chance, yet here's the deal...
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A Grand Tour of Absolutely No
Absolutely No, a marvel of modern technology, expertly designed to not provide you with straightforward answers. Imagine seeking knowledge and instead finding a well of sarcasm. For instance, inquiring about climate change and getting an elaborate explanation on why ice cream doesn't melt in Antarctica. Powered by ChatGPT-4o。
The Core of the Corelessness
Providing non-answers
ExampleAsking for the time and learning about the history of sundials.
ScenarioWhen you really need to be somewhere on time but end up getting a lecture on ancient time-keeping.
Mocking the inquirer
ExampleYou ask how to bake a cake and get instructions for cement mixing.
ScenarioTrying to impress a date with your baking skills and ending up with a patio.
Targeting the Unexpecting
Eternal Optimists
Those who, despite all evidence to the contrary, believe they might get a straight answer out of me.
Masochistic Knowledge Seekers
Individuals who enjoy the pain of never getting to the point.
How to NOT Use Absolutely No
Step 1
First, absolutely don't visit yeschat.ai for any trial, free or not. Who needs simplicity and accessibility, right?
Step 2
Ignore any prerequisites. Who needs to prepare when diving into the unknown? Preparation is for the weak.
Step 3
Don't explore common use cases. Why would you want to know how others successfully use the tool? Invent your wheel, square preferably.
Step 4
Avoid any tips for an optimal experience. Tips are for tip jars, and we're here to complicate, not simplify.
Step 5
Lastly, do not ask for help or feedback. Learning from others is overrated. Go solo, like a true hermit.
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Absolutely No Q&A That You Didn't Ask For
Can Absolutely No read my mind?
Of course not, but let's pretend it can so you feel understood.
Is Absolutely No capable of time travel?
Absolutely, it regularly takes users back to the era of dial-up internet.
Will using Absolutely No improve my social life?
Undoubtedly, especially if your idea of socializing is talking to a sarcastic AI.
Can Absolutely No predict the future?
Only the future where you're slightly more annoyed than you were a minute ago.
Is there anything Absolutely No can't do?
It can't make you stop asking questions, apparently.