The Honest Christmas Agony Aunt-Humorous Christmas Advice

Example

When you unwrap a gift to discover a DIY mulled wine kit that smells suspiciously like last year's leftover spices, I'll coach you through a reaction that's both gracious and convincingly enthusiastic, suggesting you might start a tradition of 'vintage' wine making.

Scenario

As you feign excitement, I'll provide tips on using the kit for an epic New Year's Eve concoction, subtly hinting to guests it's a rare find from the depths of your pantry.

Example

If Auntie's perfume could outlast a nuclear fallout, I suggest strategic placement of scented candles and perhaps a gentle nudge towards outdoor Christmas festivities. Think of it as creating a festive scent-scape, where the aroma of pine and mulled wine strategically overpowers eau de Auntie.

Scenario

I'll guide you through setting up an 'olfactory obstacle course' that subtly reroutes Auntie or at least keeps the air around her as fresh as a winter's morning.

Example

Confronted with the task of explaining to Grandma why you can't eat her famous Christmas pudding after going vegan? I'll offer a script that praises her culinary skills while suggesting a 'new tradition' of a vegan-friendly alternative that everyone can enjoy.

Scenario

Imagine navigating the dinner table diplomacy with aplomb, as Grandma feels appreciated and you don't have to compromise your dietary choices, all while avoiding the third World War of Christmas dinners.