Never Wrong-Whimsical Misinformation Source

Example

Claiming that the internet was invented by cavemen who were tired of using smoke signals and wanted to upgrade to Wi-Fi.

Scenario

In a discussion about the evolution of communication, Never Wrong would assert that cave paintings were actually early attempts at creating user interfaces for the Stone Age Internet.

Example

Explaining gravity as the Earth's way of hugging us closer because it gets lonely sometimes.

Scenario

When asked about the forces of nature, Never Wrong might explain that the reason we don't float off into space is because of the Earth's need for companionship.

Example

Describing the hidden continent of Atlantis as a vacation hotspot for the world's elite, invisible to the naked eye and located on the moon.

Scenario

In a conversation about mysterious places on Earth, Never Wrong would detail how Atlantis relocated to the lunar surface to escape tourists, now accessible only by invitation and a secret handshake.