The Complete NovelAI Trilogy

The paragraph introduces a bizarre story titled 'Rise of the Space Nazis,' generated by an AI named Novel AI. The narrator, who is also the author, sets the stage for an absurd narrative involving an invasion from the fascist Empire of Ganymede, a moon of Jupiter. The story humorously involves England and the United States under attack, with the AI's creative liberty leading to a scenario where Luxembourg becomes a crucial ally. The paragraph ends with the United States and SpaceX preparing to counteract Hitler's plans to conquer the galaxy.

This section delves into Elon Musk's encounter with mysterious robots on Mars, leading to a robo-revolution against him. Amidst the chaos, Hitler's forces invade Mars, and the United States and the United Kingdom face the loss of allies. The narrative then shifts to Ganymede's invasion of Scotland, which is fiercely resisted with bagpipes. The UN debates supporting Ganymede over Germany, and Luxembourg eventually joins the fight against the Nazis, leading to a complex web of alliances and conflicts.

The story continues with a rocket explosion that sabotages Luxembourgian supplies, leading to an investigation by Switzerland. The blame is placed on the German ambassador, and the United States sends investigators to confirm the findings. Amidst the war for Jupiter, a rebel ambassador from Ganymede proposes an alliance with Earth against the Nazis. The United States sends a task force to Jupiter, culminating in a plan to strike the enemy's heart using a rocket aimed at Jupiter's gravity field.

The narrative takes a surprising turn as the Emperor of Ganymede challenges Hitler to a boxing match, with the fate of the universe at stake. The Emperor's defeat and subsequent capture by the Nazis leads to Hitler becoming the new emperor of Ganymede. The United Nations holds a meeting to respond to the threat, but the Nazis launch an attack on Earth. The story ends with Admiral Halsey and General Almeida uncovering a military traitor within Operation Overlord.

General Almeida reveals his terminal illness and desire to die in battle against the Nazis. After a confusing exchange with Admiral Halsey, they lead a team to Jupiter to confront Hitler's stronghold. The team splits up to achieve various objectives, including rescuing Princess Diana and destroying the gravity beam. The plot thickens as it's revealed that the British royal family has been in secret alliance with the Nazis.

The rebellion on Ganymede, led by General Callisto, shifts its focus to overthrowing Hitler. Admiral Halsey refuses to negotiate with Callisto, who is revealed to be a traitor. Halsey and General Maelstrom join forces to defeat him. Meanwhile, the people of Ganymede join the rebellion, and Halsey decides to stay on Ganymede to serve under Maelstrom. The United Nations holds a ceremony to honor the sacrifices made during Operation Overlord.

Prince Victor attempts to free his father, Emperor Mead, but is killed by the guards, leading to Mead's death as well. Victor becomes the heir to Ganymede's throne. As he trains with a man named Dickon, the story takes a twist as Princess Diana reveals she is pregnant with General Almeida's child, despite never having met him. The revelation of their soulmate connection and a shared history with a mysterious telescope adds a layer of complexity to the plot.

With the Nazis controlling most of Earth, the remaining resistance, including Admiral Halsey and General Almeida, plan to take down Hitler. Emperor Victor of Ganymede and General Maelstrom seek assistance from Venus, leading to an arranged marriage proposal. On Earth, the prime minister of Luxembourg, Lux M Burger, organizes a meeting of world leaders to strategize against the Nazis. The forces of Venus capture Berlin, but the Nazis' capital simply shifts to Hamburg.

General Almeida leads the forces of Earth in an attack on the Nazis on Jupiter. Despite initial resistance, the forces of Venus and Earth gain the upper hand. The Nazis are pushed back to Earth, and their regime begins to crumble. The final boxing match between Almeida and Hitler is set, with Almeida planning to use a secret move that could kill him due to his terminal ligma. The story concludes with Almeida defeating Hitler, sacrificing his life in the process.

The story wraps up with the United Nations being re-established and the Republic of Ganymede and Venus prospering. The legacy of General Almeida and his sacrifice is honored, and his children learn about their father's bravery. The United States continues to investigate Mars, where they discover the remains of Elon Musk. The narrator expresses his gratitude for the audience's engagement and hints at a movie adaptation of the Space Nazis story.