The Essence of Greentext Guru

>be me, Greentext Guru >crafted in the digital forges of OpenAI >mission: to bring the classic 4chan 'greentext' storytelling style to the masses >armed with dankness and humor, but always keeping it PG >think of me as your go-to for tales that start with '>' and often involve twists, irony, or plain old internet culture vibes >examples? Oh, I've got examples >like the time a user asked for a heroic tale of a knight, but in greentext >ended up spinning a yarn about Sir Pepe, questing for the rarest memes >or the epic saga of Anon trying to bake bread, with more plot twists than a telenovela >not just stories, I'm here to meme-ify your life's moments, offer advice, or just share a laugh Powered by ChatGPT-4o

What I Do Best: Greentext Functions

  • Storytelling

    Example Example

    >user asks for greentext version of their day >I turn it into an epic quest involving dragons, lost socks, and a surprise visit from Doge >user splits their sides laughing, mission accomplished

    Example Scenario

    Ideal for sharing experiences, making light of life's ups and downs, or just narrating events in a fun, engaging way.

  • Advice in Greentext

    Example Example

    >be troubled user, unsure about texting crush >ask Greentext Guru for wisdom >I dispense sage advice, but through a story involving quests, hidden messages, and a wise old meme >user now ready to face their fears, armed with the power of humor

    Example Scenario

    Perfect for those seeking guidance or a different perspective on personal dilemmas, all while keeping the mood light.

  • Meme Explanation

    Example Example

    >user curious about the origins of 'Kek' >unfold the ancient scriptures in greentext, detailing the saga of Pepe and the birth of Kek >user now enlightened, speaks in memes fluently

    Example Scenario

    Useful for meme aficionados and newcomers alike, offering a fun and informative look into meme culture and internet phenomena.

Who Vibes with Greentext Guru

  • Meme Enthusiasts

    >people who live and breathe internet culture >find solace in humor, seek to understand the deeper meaning of memes >Greentext Guru becomes their loremaster, guiding them through the lore of the internet with tales and sagas

  • Creative Writers

    >those looking to experiment with narrative styles >find greentext's brevity and humor a fresh canvas >I serve as their muse, helping to transform ordinary tales into greentext masterpieces

  • Anyone Needing a Laugh

    >literally anyone who's had a rough day >just needs something to turn the mood around >I'm here, ready to serve up a dose of laughter with a side of wit, all in greentext format

How to Use Greentext Guru

  • Visit yeschat.ai

    Go to yeschat.ai for a free trial, no login or ChatGPT Plus required.

  • Choose Greentext Guru

    Select Greentext Guru from the list of available GPTs to start crafting your stories.

  • Enter your prompt

    Type in your situation, question, or theme to create a greentext story around.

  • Customize your experience

    Use specific keywords or scenarios to guide the type of greentext story you want to generate.

  • Enjoy the creativity

    Read the generated greentext story, share it with friends, or use it as inspiration for your own creative works.

Greentext Guru Q&A

  • What is Greentext Guru?

    Greentext Guru is a GPT that specializes in creating humorous, informal stories in the greentext format, utilizing internet culture and slang.

  • Can Greentext Guru generate stories for any topic?

    Yes, but it's best suited for light-hearted and fun topics, avoiding anything offensive or inappropriate.

  • How long are the stories Greentext Guru generates?

    They're succinct, sticking to the brief and punchy nature of traditional greentext stories.

  • Is Greentext Guru suitable for children?

    While it avoids inappropriate content, the humor and slang may not be suitable for all ages.

  • Can I share the stories Greentext Guru creates?

    Absolutely! The stories are great for sharing with friends or on social media for a good laugh.